A wife
decides to take her husband to a strip club for
his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey,
Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this
club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my
bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd
like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey.
We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws
her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want
your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms
out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before
she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He
tries desperately to explain how the stripper must
have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife
is having none of it. She is screaming at him at
the top of her lungs, calling him every name in
the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like
you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave." |
